a polonaise for polar bears

“My mom Moxxi always told me if I slimmed down, men’d pay me more mind. Shows what she knows - I got these boys bendin’ over backwards just to get my attention and I didn’t have to do nothin’!”

Borderlands 2 - Ellie

Cosplay and post-process - Hija

Photo - Regan

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maniadrone: I started changing the textures in Dark Souls to...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:22:34 -0300

maniadrone:

I started changing the textures in Dark Souls to see if I could make the game friendlier and more inviting to new players.

I think it worked.

percybeth: i was going to the bathroom when

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percybeth:

i was going to the bathroom when

time-sponges: You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:11:54 -0300

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

a-game-of-romance-and-winchester: So let me tell you about the...

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:46:20 -0300

a-game-of-romance-and-winchester:

So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.

I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.

I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.

vagabondedlife: Junji Ito and his cat Tenmaru The same cat...

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vagabondedlife:

Junji Ito and his cat Tenmaru

The same cat from the manga? The same cat from the manga.

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fourleafedcolfer: i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first...

Wed, 08 May 2013 10:55:07 -0300

fourleafedcolfer:

i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being

Top 10 creepiest things children have said to their parents

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:16:28 -0300

Top 10 creepiest things children have said to their parents:

spookymrsboo:

Reddit’s Ask Reddit function often throws up some weird and wonderful questions – and equally interesting answers.

This week Reddit users were asked: ‘Parents of Reddit, what is the creepiest thing your young child has ever said to you?‘

Unsurprisingly there were an array of pretty terrifying responses, and we’ve rounded up ten of the best.

10. Creepy dating advice

‘I jokingly asked: “What’s the best way to get a girlfriend?”

’7-year-old’s response: “Tell her to be my girlfriend or she’ll never see her parents again”.’ – abluesxs

9. Sibling rivalry

‘My 3 year old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, “Daddy its a monster..we should bury it”.’ – Like_I_was_sayin

8. Watch out grandma

‘Not to me, but to his grandmother.

‘He was cuddling with her and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she’s very old, and will die soon.

‘Then he makes a point of looking at the clock.’ – NotTomPettysGirl

7. Goodbye dad

‘I was tucking in my two year old. He said “Good bye dad.” I said, “No, we say good night.” He said “I know. But this time its good bye.”

‘Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there.’ – UnfortunateBirthMark

6. Beware of monsters

‘While not something my own child has said, my younger cousin (around 5 at the time) once drew a picture of a a black monster, looked up at me, and said “He told me to draw this. He’s coming for you. You better hide.’ – Nilliak

I see dead people: Haley Joel Osment in The Sixth Sense (Picture: Reuters)

5. Skin peel

‘I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4 year old daughters face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off”.

‘The backstory here is I had been sunburned the previous week, and was starting to peel. In my sleep addled state however, it was pretty terrifying for a few seconds. I didn’t know if I was dreaming, or what was going on.’ – psalm_69

4. Sibling rivalry part 2

“So I shouldn’t throw him in the fire?”

’3 year old daughter holding her baby brother for the first time.’ – olafthebent

3. Cat crucifixion

‘When I was about 3 we had a cat that had still born kittens. I asked my father if we could make crosses for them, which he did. As he was making them I asked: “aren’t those too small?”

‘Dad: “What do you Mean?”

‘Me: “aren’t we going to nail them to them?”

‘Dad: (after several moments silence) “we’re not going to do that”

‘Me: “oh” – Tom_Zarek

2. Past lives

“Daddy, remember that time we died?” –CtrlShiftZ

1. ?!

‘A friend of mine’s child told him “Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want”.’ – GatorMcGovern

"It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone who appreciates you,..."

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:05:44 -0300

“It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone who appreciates you, rather than looking for love to compensate for a self love deficit.”

- Eartha Kitt (via creatingaquietmind)

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